>DAIRY ECONOMICS<\/b>:<\/p>\n
SOCIALISM<\/b>: You have 2 cows. The State nationalizes one and gives it to
your neighbour.
COMMUNISM<\/b>: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM<\/b>: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM:<\/b> You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM<\/b>: You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks
the other, and then throws the milk away…<\/p>\n
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:<\/b> You have two cows<\/span>. You sell one and buy a bull. >DAIRY ECONOMICS: SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows. The State nationalizes one and gives it toyour neighbour.COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.BUREAUCRATISM: You have … Continue reading “>DAIRY ECONOMICS:”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paganfreak.org\/MonkeyBlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paganfreak.org\/MonkeyBlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paganfreak.org\/MonkeyBlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paganfreak.org\/MonkeyBlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paganfreak.org\/MonkeyBlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/paganfreak.org\/MonkeyBlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paganfreak.org\/MonkeyBlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paganfreak.org\/MonkeyBlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paganfreak.org\/MonkeyBlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire
on the income.
SURREALISM:<\/b> You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take
harmonica lessons.
LEHMAN BROTHERS VENTURE CAPITALISM<\/b>: You have two cows. You sell three of
them to your publically listed company, using letters of credit opened
by your brother-in-law at Bear Stearns, then execute a debt\/equity swap
with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back,
with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are
transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly
owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows
back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns
eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new
president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance
sheet provided with the release. The public then buys your bull.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION<\/b>: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the
other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to
analyze why the cow has dropped dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION: <\/b>You have two cows. You go on strike, organize a
riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION<\/b>: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are
one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called ‘Cowkimon’ and market
it worldwide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION<\/b>: You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they
live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:<\/b> You have two cows, but you don’t know where they
are. You decide to have lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:<\/b> You have two cows. You count them and learn you
have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You
count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and
open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION<\/b>: You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION<\/b>: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking
them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine
productivity. You add melamine and arrest the newsman who reported the
real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION<\/b>: You have two cows. You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION<\/b>: You have two cows. Both are mad.
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION<\/b>: You have two cows. Business seems pretty
good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION<\/b>: You have two cows. The one on the left looks
very attractive..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"